Lost Last Month

September 2010

Actor Tony Curtis, ne Bernard Schwartz, aged 85. Reggie Bush's Heisman Trophy, won while playing for the USC Trojans, voluntarily returned after controversy unfolds that he received improper payments while at school. The U.S. military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, found to be in violation of the First Amendment by a US District Court Judge. The Daley stronghold of Chicago, after Richard M. announces he will not seek reelection as mayor in 2011. Parole, for John Lennon's murderer, Mark David Chapman. Probation, for actress Lindsay Lohan, following a failed drug test. The 2010 US Open Championship, by Novak Djokovic to Rafael Nadal, and Vera Zvonareva to Kim Clijsters. The despair over the loss of more than 600 Mesopotamian antiquities, found and returned to the National Museum of Iraq after being mysteriously misplaced during repatriation.

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